PMDD HA HA LOL GTRFDE

I tell people I have PMDD. If I say I have PMS, they just go, "So? Me too."

No one knows what PMDD really is. Not even me. I saw it on an ad for birth control. I think it's basically an inflated version of PMS.

So no matter what week of the month it is, I tell everyone I have PMDD. Now they go, "Awww. How are you holding up? How long do you have? Can I bring over a pie?"