72 Degrees in Heaven

We heard a comic on TV do a joke where someone had asked how he could not have seen that speech by the president. "Well I guess I just have more chanels than you," he said.

Shawn's like that. "How didn't you know about that? You didn't hear about that?" he'll say. He's a big news junkie.

"I have to watch the news," Shawn said. "I need to know when the world is gonna blow up."

Not me. I know where I'm going. I'd rather go about my daily life, go to work, run errands and suddenly--POOF--

"Hey, what's up, God? ...Yeah good time to end the world; I thought so too! Heeeey! It's like a constant 72 degrees here, that's nice. ....Oh, it's an eternal 72 degrees? Even better! People like me from Texas will certainly appreciate that. Those yanks over there probably won't appreciate it as much as us southerners."

You know that song, "No More Tears in Heaven"? Well, there's no sweat, either.