Poor Claire

Do you watch Heroes on NBC? IT IS AWESOME!! Ok, I'll admit that yes, blatantly, it is the X-Men. Duh, that's why I LOVE IT.

But poor Claire. She's the one that heals instantly and feels no pain. Poor Claire has the worst luck.

She gets her hand chewed up by a garbage disposal. A football player runs her over; her neck breaks and twists 360 degrees. Her new boyfirend tries to rape her, pushes her onto a broken tree branch, stabbing her head.

Poor Claire just has the worst luck! Although it is a good thing she gained the healing ability. Otherwise she'd be one ugly cheerleader with her head flopping to one side, a severely mangled hand and...oh yeah, she woke up on a table in the middle of her autopsy so her chest is wide open and everything inside is exposed.

Poor Claire would have to resort to being on the Pep Squad so her organs didn't fall out. Could this girl have it any worse?

Oh, her dad is some secret dude who apparently wants to secretly seek out these special people and I guess, destroy them or something.

Claire's dad must be her Magneto. That's just the kind of luck she has. Poor Claire.