Fast Franks The Lazy Man's Dog

Oscar Mayor introduced the most lazy meal EVER! Fast Franks are hot dogs on buns, ready for the microwave. Simply unwrap, nuke it, and you're ready to eat! I'm not sure if it comes with ketchup or mustard but within a few years, expect to see pre-chewed food in a can. If you are too lazy to walk to the bread ailse to get buns for your weiners--you don't deserve to eat.

Seriously, how lazy are we when you can't place a weiner on a hot dog bun?

Coming soon! Chef Boyardee's PreChewed Choo-Choo Macroni Noodles
For the kid on the go! Simply hook up to your IV or directly to your colostomy bag for extra speedy meals!!