One More Reason to Avoid Spinach

Aside from the fact that "spinach" is spelled completly wrong (like bologna) there's one more reason to avoid the icky veggie. It contains bochilsm! (Ok, I can't spell diseases, either)

In recent news, bagged spinach and lettuce are spreading the disease like, well a fast=spreading disease. I've never tasted spinach, I'll admit. But I have smelled it and that's enough. I've never tasted doody, but--ah, you get the idea.

Popeye must be whithering away right about now. Maybe someone should suggest he switch to cabbage. It smells just as bad and looks just as gross. It's a good trade off.