Dumb Blonde Quickies

Welcome to a new segment of mine that I like to call Quickies. My borther in law is a treasure trove of jokes (he stores them in his head like a squirrell in the fall) and if I can get to him, I'll be be posting more and more.

It's sort of like Something to Ponder. So if you're looking for something short and quick to read, search the blog for "Ponder" or "Quickies".

And now, without furthur adiue'...

An Amercian, a Russian, and a Dumb Blonde were having a conversation. "We were the first in space!" touts the Russian. "Oh," says the American, "But we were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde cuts in, "Well, we're gonna be the first to the sun!"

The Russian and the American glance at each and start laughing. "You're crazy!" they said. "You can't go to the sun!"

"Well duh," says the Blonde. "We're not going during the day, we're gonna go at night."




A blonde walks into a salon with a headset on her head. The stylist argues that he cannot cut the blonde's hair while wearing the headset. "But I'll die if I take it off!" she exclaims. After arguing for several minuets, the stylists finally agrees to cut around the headset.

"Madam," he states. "I simply cannot cut your hair with these headphones! Couldn't you remove them for a few minuets?"

The blonde agreed, "I Guess it would be ok for a few minuets."

She removed the headset and immediately keeled over. The stylist was stunned! He picked up the headset and listened to what the blonde thought so important. The headset repeated...

"Breathe in...Breathe out...Breathe in...Breathe out...."