I am short...Wanna Make Somethin' Of It??!!

I was at the grocery store last Tuesday. I was in the sandwich meat section strectching to see the top shelf. I was trying to find the honey turkey. Gotta have the honey turkey!! Has SO much more flavor than regular turkey.

I was in a bit of a panic because all I could find was regular turkey and, ugh, ham.

A fellow customer strolled up next to me and peered amongst the many selections of bologna.

He chuckled. "Need a ladder?" He chuckled again.



You know what? Since you're so quick to laugh and make fun of me, why you make better use of your time by reaching up to the top shelf and grabbing what I need? You're obviously taller than me! Do I know you? No, I don't! So shut the @#*% UP!! You're not like, my friend who I would joke with; you're a complete stranger and you ought to mind you're own beeswax!

I shoulda said somethng like that. I always think of comebacks way too late.

Hey, even at 5 feet tall, I've helped little old ladies get their cat's favorite flavor of cat food from the top shelf. I didn't snicker at the old lady. I felt sorry for her because Chicken Suprise was way up there and there was no one around. I stood on the bottom shelf to reach it and she thanked me. I told her, I can relate.

That's what you ought to do. Show some #@&* curtisy these days. What's wrong with you people?