Sunday, November 18, 2007

Dumbledore is Gay by JK Rowling Coming to Book Stores March 2009


I know, I know, I am a bit behind in my news but at least I know you've heard about this unless you've been living in a cave or are a complete workaholic (HA HA!)
The author of the Harry Potter cash cow franchise has made a public statement that the main, head, top-wizard, Dumbledore is....Are you ready for this?
Gay.
Whether or not you've read the books or seen the movies, this really is all just completely pointless. I've watched the movies (except the newest) and there is no mention of Dumbledore's sexual orientation, preference, or mental fantasies.
And you thought Micheal Jackson was bad news.
If something is unmentioned in a fictional story, it does not exist. Hollywood, California is not mentioned in the Harry Potter books, therefore it does not exist within the Harry Potter universe.
Rowling is simply an attention whore. That's it. There's nothing else to it. If you wanted to write another Harry Potter book, go on and write another Harry Potter book. Kids these days need the exercise anyway. I mean, those books weigh like 30 pounds each and an entire series is quite an invigorating work out (that's what she said!).
Rowling, you have enough money, and you've completed your dream of becoming one of the most famous authors of our time.
Now go away. I for one am sick of hearing about you and your gay wizard.

1 comment:

Deadpoolite said...

So there will be another book in the Harry Potter series then:

"Dumbledore's outing aka he wants to break free..."

Let those commercial cogs turn once more and let the money making machine work its magic for JK Rowling...

Yeah, that comment was so ridiculous it defies belief. It was just pointless really:) Oh what do I care I am not a fan, I simply tolerate the movies and that is that...

Later!