You could make a swimming pool outta those pores!

No make-up, no color adjusting on the computer, no nothing. This is the burn, bare and beautiful. Of course Shawn said exactly what I said, word for word. "Stop looking at my face!" I hollered last night.
"It looks like you're getting ready for Halloween early, huh?!" Ronnie at the post office joked.

I don't do Halloween. I cut the light off and go to bed. I really don't see why I should have to spend money I don't have on oodles of candy for kids I don't even know.

They call me Ms. Grinch....