False Advertising

Long ago, I had seen a program that showed how they make the photos for products. One dude took hours sifting through corn flakes, carefully choosing the best-looking ones. He then meticulously placed the flakes in a bowl of white goop and took photos.

That became the photo you see a box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes. See, the rules state that picture on the box must be real--as in the corn flakes must be the actual product. The milk can be anything you want it to be, as that is not the product inside the box.

A couple weeks ago we had a couple Totino's Pizzas and as always, I dumped a bunch of shredded cheese onto them. If you've ever had one, you know why they cost $1. There's no cheese. At all. Ever.

So I noticed the massive amount of cheese on the box. And I wondered....

Where has the cheese gone?
I do believe this is an infringement on my rights as an American. I mean, seriously! I've had many, many, MANY Party Pizzas in my short life, so I know not to expect much cheese on them. BUT COME ON! Look at the box!!!!

I wonder if there's someone I could call about this. Fellow cheap-pizza lovers! Write your Congressmen!

Why, I might even pay upwards to $2 for a Totino's Pizza that actually has cheese on it.