Where Did Little Junior Learn That Word?

I was in Wal-Mart (ugh) and a woman answered her cell phone, speaking very loudly:

"Why you calling me MF? I ain't on F-ing drugs! I'm F-ing clean! Why you MF-ing calling me, you MF? expletive, expletive, expletive, expletive......."

I gave her a dirty look and wandered into the socks and could still hear her! "Good Grief!" I say loudly with another scowl and wonder into the little girl's socks (yes, I buy a lot of my clothes in the children's section; it's cheaper) ....And I could still hear the woman!!

Normally, I would have said something to the woman for using such crude language so loudly in a public space. I mean, you want to speak that way, cool, whatever. But you do not have to force everyone else to listen. I've heard more flowery language coming from comedian Lewis Black.

But this woman out weighed me by a good 300 pounds and was surrounded by a posse of sorts. They say don't tempt God. I grabbed a package of sock and high tailed it outta there!