The city of Killeen (next door to Ft. Hood) has proposed two Segways for the two Downtown Pedestrian Police.
Pleeeeease, do not make me tell you what is so completely wrong with that statement. I should read the paper more often. These jokes write themselves.
IF you see pedestrians in downtown Killeen, you won't "see" them because they are either a) *ahem* selling something, or b) *ahem* buying something.
There. I said it.
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I mean really.
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