Back to Best Buy

Shawn and I have decided to go back to Best Buy and act like fools. I once new this dude who had Turret's Syndrome and makes a "Hwuah!" sound and twitches.

Told Shawn I'm gonna let some clothes sit at the bottom of the hamper for a few weeks, not wash my hair for a few days and return to Best Buy making that Hwuah noise. Bet the sales people would leave me alone then, eh?

Shawn said when he goes back and gets pummeled by sales people falling from the ceiling, he's going to ask in a loud voice, mimicking Napoleon Dynamite, "Dang! How am I supposed to steal anything with y'all watching me? GOSH!"

If Creepy Manager comes up to me I might yell something horrific like, "STRANGER, DANGER! STRANGER, DANGER!!"

Oh, it's fun to think we'd actually do these things....