Once Again, It's time for more Quickies!

Do you know the difference between a proctologist and a podiatrist?
Just a couple of feet.


Excuse me, what are those women dressed in white doing?" a tourist asked his guide.
"Oh, well it's custom for brides in Jerusalem to pray at the Wailing Wall on the day of their wedding," he replied.
"Why?" the tourists asked.
"So they can get used to talking to a wall."