The Greatest Race

Ha ha! Survivor has a new theme this year: Who's Race is the Greatest

On the popular CBS program the "tribes" will be divided up according to race. At least that I know of (there may be more, I havne't heard too much) there will be a tribe of whites, one of blacks, one of Asians.

I wonder if next year there will be tribes divided up according to religion?
That could be interesting.

Jeff Probst: "Last time on... Survivor! In a surprising turn of events, the unexpected guest, The UN steps in and gives up all the information for the Jewish Tribe, leaving them vulnerable for Tribal Council, while the Jehova's Witness Tribe escapes the island and goes hut to hut in nearby villiages with pamphlets made from leaves. Who will be voted off tonight?"
Cue annoying Survivor music...


Ok, seriously though. I'm wondering, in a show where race will be competing against race, what will the tribe names be this time? It's usually something you cannot spell or pronounce and end up remembering tribes simply by their color. (Pun intended!)

I could get really offensive here, against all types, but I'm no Carlos Mencia.