My Head is Getting Full

I was asking Shawn about Hammas and the other one (starts with an H--can't spell it) getting it staright who was what and one what side and what agenda. (about everything going on in the east, with Isreal) I told Shawn:

"I can't keep it all straight. I've had to push out some old information to make room for the new. I mean if all these groups were called something easy like Sam or Lou, maybe I could remember it all. The other day I had so much new information I forgot how to tie my shoes. I actually drove all the way to work with untied shoes! Someone at work actually had to tie my shoes for me!"

Shawn laughed his butt off. They say we use 10% of our brains but with me learning all these new names and geography (which I was never good at anyway) I think I'm running at full capacity. I may have forgotten how to feed myself properly.

Oh! So that explains all the food stains on my T-Shirts! What a relief!

PS--Don't watch CNN for the news on Isreal. They are completely retarded over there and WAY WAY too liberal.