I'm Anti-Social Anyway

This is an old comic strip I saved who knows how long ago so I'll type the text for ya in case it's not visible on your monitor.

I've been thinking, Ted. We need more friends in our lives

Maybe we can buy them on eBay

Somehow I don't think spending MORE time in front of the computer is going to make us more sociable


This strip rings true for me and Shawn because we really don't have any friends outside of coworkers. And c'mon, how close can you get to a coworker, anyway? My excuse is that I don't have time for friends! Friends can be irritating; the most my dogs do to irritate me is bark forever when the wind blows the wrong way.

Though occasionally Lucy will pee on the rug. I suppose you don't expect that from your friends unless they're REALLY drunk.