George W. Bush is an Idiot--Could you narrow that down a bit?

Stimpy you eedeeot!

Ok, I'll admit that I was ok with Dubya at first just because he seemed like the lesser of two evils. I mean, that's all it ever amounts to in every election, right?

Today I'd like to bring up the Trans Texas Corridor, or as us regular hill billies around here like to call it--the beginning of...


MexAmeriAnada

I belive that's how it's pronounced. If you've been living in a cave for the last month or so, I'll explain.

A highway as wide as 4 football fields will run from Mexico straight up through America to Canada. The highway is to be used for product shipment (i.e. drugs, sex slaves and terrorists actions) with little to no inspection. Vehicles will not even be stopped until Kansas.

Yes, Kansas with have a "port" now.

Q. But Kansas lays on no body of water.
A. Yeah, it's a little stoopid.

Who can we thank this for? A very excellant question, you concerned citizen. We can thank Dubya, Vincent Fox, Mexico's pres, and last but not least, Canada's president (I don't know his name).

As a democracy, we as a people vote for our congress members and whatnot to vote on various other things. We apoint congress members to work 9 to 5 to vote on the things we don't have time for, because someone has to run this country, running cash registers and driving trucks. Ha ha!

The president, as I was taught in my government class in 10th grade, cannot pass a law on his own. When a president of this once great nation wants to put a bill into effect, it must first pass through approximately 72,735 congress, senate, and legislature members, give or take. Then, if it is a major thing--like hiring a new congress member--the people (average schmucks like you and me) vote on it individually.

Was the Corridor voted on by the people? Hell no. Was the Corridor voted on by Congress? Heck naw. Was the Corridor voted on by anybody, anyone at all?

You must be kidding. This was primarily decided upon by the three presidents.

I expect after about five minuets of this super highway being completed that the raise in crime rates and drug use will go up , oh let's say 86,926%

Sound good to you?

Fortunately, it only gives me and Shawn another reason to move out of this house. The super highway will run adjacent to the loop that's less than a mile from our street. And we thought it was noisy around here already.

Who was the group of guys sitting around a table going, "Yeah, that sounds like a GREAT idea!" Probably the same ones who thought up silcone breast implants. I think they all ought to be removed. The guys, I mean. Take the latter up with your insurance company.

On a side note, Shawn said he heard that eventually there will be one currency for Mexico, America, and Canada. "Canada is not going to want George Washington on their money," I told Shawn.

"Oh, I'm sure they'll have their own dead presidents on the money, but we'll be able to exchange it freely with each other," he said, giving me a cynical expression.

Sounds like pure hell to me. Actually, it sounds like a lead in to Armegeddon. Well, we're half way there and we can get there even faster and more convienently on the Trans Texas Corridor.