Brain too Small--Too Much Info

You know what tears me? The fact that I have to have an account name, a user name, a password for EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE that I visit. I've actually got a little notebook that I keep this useless crap in.

Sure, I write down the passwords and I'll admit that they're not to hard to find if you break into our house. I've memorized my PayPal password and our eBay passwords, bank stuff, etc. (ya know, the important stuff) So if you ever feel the need to violate my account with Wal-Mart's Digital photo online thing or the various boards that I visit, I'm sure you'll find everything you need quite handy at our desk.

I mean, good grief--I've a user name/password for
Any company I've ever ordered from--be it only that one time
Any website I had to visit to put in the code for the contest that was found on my soda carton
Any website were I could post a topic/question and be reported for lewd conduct (Me? Not me!)
Any website where my information and activity is considered "secure" (ha ha)
Seriously I could go on for pages...

I thought Bill Gates was working on a solution to all this? Yeah, well where is it???? Some genius, huh? I can't remember all this stuff. Everytime I learn a new thing I have to push out something old to make room for the new thing!

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