Religious Quickie

Let's go back to lighter side of things and listen to a little joke that I read in a magazine:

A father announced to his son: "Before you can drive, you have to get good grades, keep your room clean, and cut your hair." Weeks later the boy said proudly to his father, "I've got straight A's and my room has been spotless all this time!"

The father looked at his boy and asked, "But what about your hair?"
The replied, "Dad, even Jesus had long hair!"

His father looked at him thoughfully and said, "Yes, He did. And he walked everywhere."