Sunday, June 11, 2006

It's Deep Fried! It's Good For You!

The fast food chain, Wendy's has changed the oil in their deep friers, as all fast food establishments do every six months before sending it to the dog food plants for that "real chicken flavor".

Except this time, Wendy's has made a permanent change. They've not only changed the oil, but the type of oil. It's quote, unquote, a "healthier" oil.

Ooooh, so we can eat all we want at Wendy's because it's healthy? Super-Size me!

I'm so tired of the fast food chains! I eat out about once every six weeks. It's a luxery treat and it should be for most people. But alas, a bunch of people went and got themselves fat and in turn, sued the fast food industry.

Can I sue Frito Lay for my bit of love handles? Hmm, there's probably more money in fast food.

Here's a thought: Is anyone putting a gun to our heads, forcing us to overeat in unhealthy ways?

A few years ago actress Alicia Silverstone gained a ton of weight. She's also a self-proclaimed vegan.

Hmmm, so did she gorge herself on olive oil salads and carrot sticks?
"I just, (chewed noises) I just cannot get enough! Gimme more cabbage! (crunching noises) I need a radish, NOW!"

I doubt that. How do you possibly gain weight on foods that are reknowned for cleaning you out?

She was most likely super-sizing her salad orders.

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