Ever notice how past life readers never tell anyone they were once a janitor or a dishwasher at some dive restaurant? It's always Cleopatra and Abraham Lincoln....
Psychic: You were once George Washington in a past life....
Client: Really??!! That's AMAZING! ....Hey, wait a minuet. My cousin Sally AND my Uncle Mike were also told they were once George Washington!
Psychic: Uh.....
Client: Say, did George Washington have multiple personalities?
Psychic: Uh, yes! Yes he did!!!
2 comments:
I found out I was Cleopatra's dishwasher.
I still hit that, though...she really didn't have any standards.
She must've set the bar REALLY low, huh? HA HA!!
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