Monday, October 08, 2007

Poison Ivy is the scourge of the earth!

I can't seem to get any good pics of this. The Ivy rash appeared on my neck last Wednesday and in real life, it simply looks like a HUGE bright red birth mark.

That itches. Real bad.

And the thumb? Something is certainly not right with it. If you've kept up, I smashed it between a door jamb and lawn mower about a week ago. It seems I bump it about 12,739 times a day. Normally I wouldn't notice these tiny little bumps into things, however, every time I bump my thumb into something, i.e. actual use of my thumb, it feels like a large vehicle has just rolled a tire over the joint.

I can bend it without any real pain, and that's all that matters. Although I am really beginning to believe that something in there is cracked.

Oh yeah, and somehow I managed to get a little bit of Ivy on my face. Not sure how, but that's just me. Me and Shawn are gone end up killing ourselves, respectively. It's like we search out ways to inadvertently hurt ourselves. Who here has ever dislocated a knee pulling back a tree branch?

We've both broken toes simply by bumping into things. I once shut my thumb in a car door and hollered at the driver as he began to drive away.

Makes me think I've gotta get some better medical insurance....

4 comments:

Deadpoolite said...

With your collective injury record who would insure you? I would do it but I am nuts so have like below zero credibility:)

I mean it is more likely that you are welcomed in health insurance companies officies with crosses and wooden stakes than getting insured:)

Still, you might as well go for it! I need you in tip top condition so that you can consistently blog :)

Take care and I hope the Poison Ivy infection subsides soon!

Later!

matt said...

that doesn't look so bad.

prin said...

EEK! I think it's time to just wrap yourself in bubble wrap. :D

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