Survivor China Chicken Goes!

Surprise! The younguns voted off the old dude! And he's not even the least attractive of the group. Yes, sadly, the man they call Chicken (because he's a chicken farmer) was voted off Thursday night. Hey! Let's vote off the dude with the most life experience first!!!














Hmmm. I just wonder how this chick and the two bald guys struggling to get out of her top made it onto the show? Ashley Massaro is a "professional" wrestler in the WWE. I'm sorta getting tired of seeing people who are already on TV on Survivor. Take last season: They had a professional football player from the NFL on. Do these people need the money or just the exposure? Seems like Ashley already has all the *ahem* exposure she'll ever need.














Todd Herzog is an openly gay Mormon who spends his 9 to 5 as a flight attendant. Really. Talk about a walking cliche'. It's no surprise the Survivor producers place the him in the same tribe with a Christian and a pessimist from New York. Things could get ugly!














Hmmm. I wonder how this dude got on Survivor? James Clement is a grave digger from Louisiana. If you've ever been the LA then you might know that graves are like sardines so many of them have to be dug by hand. James is a bit top heavy. I was almost afraid that James and Ashely might just tip over simply by standing up. That's probably why Ashley wears 20 lb. boots.











I couldn't find a good pic, but Jean-Robert Bellande is a "professional" poker player. Must not be too professional if he's in a contest for a million bucks. I say I cannot find a good pic because during the show, I was totally distracted my this dude's gut. While James and Ashley are top heavy, Jean-Robert carries ALL his weight in the middle. And like James and Ashley, it's just simply not to proportion.
I couldn't even concentrate on what he was saying because his gut was the focus of my attention. Freak show, man! When they start passing the bear around the poker table, maybe you ought to pass up a couple round there, dude.