Warning: Highly Caffinated

Wednesday night I had another naughty dream. This time, there was no celebrity. It was someone that I know. Not that this person is gross or anything but I would never think of him like that. Ever.

Ew.

I am afraid to go to sleep at night. I've been drinking soda and coffee like a mad person. Let's just say that I DO NOT want to have another dream like that again. Ever.
Ew.

Lately, it seems I've been having these dreams during one particular week of the month. I did recently switch my brand of birth control. I can't help my dreams! I can't control them! After Wednesday night, I'd prefer to go back to the dreams about cockroaches being crossbred with cricket.

Cinammon (yes, her real name) still makes fun of me for my dream involving Indiana Jones. I'm gonna have to stop telling Cinammon about my dreams.