Shawn put in four hours at work today. He sat on the floor and scooted across the floor on his rear while painting baseboards and cutting in.
Shawn was in a lot of pain this evening.
Taking a shower was the worst since his first shower after the accident. I have to help him take off socks, shorts, underpants (Studies have shown that "underpants" is 20% funnier than "underwear") knee brace. Help Shawn into shower. I can't really do much since I'm so short. Silently cry a little as he moans in pain. Wipe it up quickly before he sees. Too late. Help Shawn out of shower. Get on underpants, socks, knee brace.
I'm sweating a little now...
With the money we make off eBay and my extra time at work, we should be more than OK. I try to explain this Shawn. He still holds a goal of getting in 20 hours a week. I tell him he could do permanent damage. Stupid donkey.
"I should give you an affair," Shawn says.
"A fair?" I ask. "What fair?"
"No, an affair; like a freebie to cheat, for all you've done for me."
"Phhbbbt!" I say. "Sounds like work. That's all I need. More work!"
We laugh.
"I am gonna take you to a nice dinner and a movie, though," Shawn offers.
"Eh, just clean the house a couple times over and we'll call it even." I know this will never happen. We laugh again.
I probably should be eating more. I'm too tired and busy to eat. I snarf down a sandwich as I work and I'm good. It's good enough.
At work today I tell James I appreciate the way he keeps my basket full; don't get me spoiled.
"Yeah, I'm well-paced," James said.
"Paste?" I ask. "Huh? Paste what?"
"Well-paced. I keep a good pace!"
Oh. Pace. Not paste.
I really should get something to eat.
Monday, August 20, 2007
A Fair to Remember
Posted by whatagem at 8:11 PM
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I really love your sarcastic humor!
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