Don't Mess Around With Slim

Last week at church, Jim was telling me about how he used to be a drinker:

When I was twelve years old, we'd go fishing and it wasn't nothing for me to put a 6 pack in the river! (he laughs)

When I was in a foster home, we had two large corn silos, for the cows, for winter, you know. And you know that these silos have to drain [water]. The old man kept a cup at the bottom of the silo and I could never figure out what was so special about it. So one day I snuck over there, got the cup and downed the entire thing.

I tried to walk and didn't make it ten feet! I was on my knees! I never been so drunk in my entire life!!!
I think the old man was more upset that I'd drank his cup!!