Sunday, July 01, 2007

Rednecks Don't Own Nice Cars


Maybe I mentioned this before. Maybe I thought it was so funny it worth mentioning again. When I had the Geo Metro, Shawn just barely toughed the side mirror and the thing just fell off. Yep, that easy! I went to work the next day and a friend said the exact same thing happened to her son's car. It's not like he used the mirror as a handle--just barely touched it and it fell off!
So last week, Mom is driving home from work in her truck and hears
CRASH!
She looks in her side view mirror but it is no longer there! She pulls over to discover that the mirror just fell off, all on its own, hit the side of the truck, left a scratch, and smashed to the ground on Loop 363.
This is why rednecks don't drive nice vehicles. The nice vehicles attempt to runaway.

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