I Have a Strange Sense of 80's Deja Vu

Someone needs to tell 'ol Flav up there to check his clock and realize this is the year 2007. I'd say go show him today's newspaper but I doubt he can read.

What's with all the 80's rehash? We said NO to these people once before but it seems they keep finding they're way to the small screen, crabs and all.

Brett Micheals (*shutter*) has a reality show trying to find a date.

David Hasslehoff (yech) is judging "talent" on America's Got Talent.

Countless 80's rejects have been featured on VH1's Celebreality programs--including a spin off involving Peter (seriously?) from The Brady Bunch.

I won't begin to go into the contestants on American Idiot--er, that is Idol, I mean.

And, sadly, we've seen a serious rehash of 80's fashion. This is because the world has been around waaaay to long and people are out of ideas.

THE SKINNY JEANS are meant for SKINNY people. In the middle of the Obesity Epidemic (ha ha!!) they reintroduce Skinny Jeans. This is one good reason why everyone looks so obese.

It's not rocket science here: Skinny Jeans only look good on skinny women. And the only women out there that are skinny enough to look good in skinny jeans are the Hollywood gals, starving themselves to perfection.

Oh my! I have to go! Victoria Beckham just passed out from hunger on our front lawn. Someone get me a half a Tic Tac quick!!