Hey, It Beats The Plague

They say that kids today are the most unhealthy in history due to obesity and childhood diabetes. In history? We don't even have plagues! Plagues have killed thousands and thousands and whole towns were quarantined. Scurvy? Black Plague? Bubonic Plague?

None of it matters because the media has dubbed America the fattest nation in the world. And that makes us unhealthy? I think it makes us pretty darn blessed. I mean, at least when you consider that there are entire nations that have a couple bundles of wheat to feed all its peoples.

Now that's unhealthy.