HAHAHA!! Why suffer with hyperactive kids? Heck, why suffer with kids who are "normal" and simply just want to learn, ask questions, and generally be a kid? Well, now you don't have to! Simply peel the Good Time Sleepy sticker from its paper backing and place anywhere on your child while he or she is sleeping. In the morning, your child will be like well, a totally different kid!
No need to waste money on expensive crayons or paper, because your child will have lost the imagination that makes him creative. And no need to break out the tea party set because your child will have lost the will to make believe!
For only the cost of one doctor's visit and a valid prescription, you too can have a child that is about as active as a seventeen year old cat. Perfect for the parents who work two jobs each and simply don't have time for their family.
Discalimer: Remember to feed the child daily and provide fresh water daily. Cat toys are not necessary since your child will have lost the ability to function or play in a normal state. Park child in front of television and let day time TV do the rest. Enjoy life as usual.
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