More Quickies!!

On a trip together, a Hindu, a Rabbi, and a lawyer stop at a farmhouse ask to stay the night. There's space for 2, but one will have to sleep in the barn.
"I'll go," the Hindu says. A few minutes later the lawyer and rabbi hear a knock at the door.
"There's a cow in the barn," the Hindu says. "Cows are sacred and I can't sleep with a sacred beast."
The rabbi volunteers and leaves with his pillow. But minutes later, the rabbi is knocking on the door. "There's a pig in the barn. It's an unclean animal--my belief forbids me to sleep near such a creature," he says.
The lawyer heads out to the barn. Almost immediately, there another knock at the door.
It's the cow and the pig.



An old dollar bill and an even older twenty-dollar bill arrive at the Federal Bank Reserve to be retired. "I've had a pretty good life," the $20 bill says. "I've been to Vegas, the finest restaurants, and even a cruise."
"That is exciting!" the dollar says.
"Where have you been?" the $20 bill asks.
"Oh, I've been to the methodist church, the Baptist church, spent some time with the Lutherans--"
"Wait," the $20 bill interupts. "What's a church?"