Just Lock the Door Already

Shawn saw on the news where some museum was showing an exibit on teddy bears.

For real. "And people want to see this? They pay money for this?" I asked. "Oh yeah, they had Elvis' teddy bear," he said.

To provide extra security at the exhibit, some genius decides to place a guard dog inside.

I think you can probably tell where this is going already...

So the next morning when they come in to get ready to open the museum they discover that $900,000 worth of bears are ripped to shreds. Amongst the massive pile of ployester stuffing, bits of fur, and plastic eyeballs sat the most innocent looking doberman watch dog.

"Why did they put a dog in the room?" I asked.
"For extra security," Shawn answered.
"Why didn't they just lock the door?" I said.