"How hot is it?!"
Sorry, no jokes here. Yesterday it was a whopping
One Hundred and Eight Degrees
Yes, it's true. I was mulling over the weather section of the paper when I turned to a coworker. "I don't know why I even look at this. It says today's high will 105. Then they put 'Heat Advisory' underneath. Is that really so necessary? What a waste of ink."
Of course as I was clocking out I told the same coworker, "I'm hungrey but I can't think of anything doesn't make me think of barfing."
Dog days of summer indeed.
To top it all off, I had a massive potty emergency this morning at 5:30 am. I'm sure you don't want to know the details but I did lose about 4 pounds in 10 minuets. Figures. I just cleaned the toilet only yesterday.
Isn't it always the way! I decide to clean the bathroom sink and 5 minuets later Shawn decides that it's time for his bi-monthly shaving ritual. I return to find coarse curly facial hair ALL OVER the sink. So I ask, "Do you like cleaning the sink?"
The answer of course, is "no" because he never, ever, ever has. Or will. The toilet is different. We can't help that. However, I would think that one would be curtious enough to clean up after oneself after shaving. You'd think. That's men, though. They don't think.
(Sorry, but it's true--true life material from a married woman Sigh)
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
It's SO Hot...
Posted by whatagem at 4:58 PM
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4 comments:
You are disgusting.
Oh, and you're also not funny.
Actually, you are funny. I like your attitude. It's a gift to find the funny side of life - and to share life's little exasperations. (Those who cannot see the humour in life need practice!)
If you don't like blog--don't read it. Really, it IS that easy. Anonymous should learn how to change the channel. Probably one of those who gripes about what's on TV but has never picked up a good book...
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