Shawn's Quickie

Before I tell a joke that Shawn himself made up all by himself (with revisions), first a little info in case you've been living in a cave.

North Korea had some missles pointed at us, the great 'ol US of A and they fired them. It didn't work. They were all duds. One missle was named something like The Dong II
(and for those of you living in a cave all your life, or are out of country and have your own dirty words-- "dong" is a dirty slang word for penis)

*I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail for this one*


And now for the Quickie:

Phizer, the drug maker of Viagra called up North Korea and asked if they needed a bulk purchase to help get the Dong up.



heh heh


I thought the joke was a tad icky but we tested the joke on my mom who is slightly uptight.

She laughed her butt off.