Pirates of Carribean Review NOT A SPOILER

I don't believe in spoiling the movie for everyone, so let's review. Yea!

We saw Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest today. Don't waste your money. Spend it on the DVD.



It was a little dispointing. Unimpressive, to say the least. All your old favorite characters are back and just as swashbuckling as ever.

Yeah, I had a lot to say about X-Men. I don't have a lot to say about Pirates because it was nearly 3 hours long with a cliff hanger ending and talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Not NEARLY as fascinating as the first movie.

Though I heard that Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow) based his character on a combination of PePe LePew and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones. I also heard Richards is to be playing Sparrow's father in the third Pirates movie.


Why am I so PO'd? Because we went to the theater to see Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and I expected closure. We got a cliff hanger ending. I went to see Pirates and expected, well, closure. Yet another cliff hanger.

For my $4.50 matinee ticket price, and sodas we sunck in my purse (ok, we paid $5 for popcorn) I want a freaking ending!

For the price of numbness to my bum after sitting there for 2 hours and 40 minuets--

I WANT AN ENDING!

Well, I know one thing's for sure: This movie goer is going to wait for the third installment to come out on DVD.


Five bucks for freaking popcorn? Are you kidding me?! No, I'm afraid I'm not. What's this world come to?