It's Been Ruined for Me SPOILER ALERT!!

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DON'T READ THIS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE SUPERMAN RETURNS

Ok, the new Superman movie was ruined for me and I don't think it'll make a difference if i ruin it for anyone else. I watched Glenn Beck a few days ago and it was ruined for me. Shawn listened to two radio talk shows (Beck included) and it was TOTALLY ruined for me because Shawn had to tell me everything.

On his TV show Beck says the first half hour of the movie is explaining who and what Superman is. "They should have a 7pm showing for the women, and a 7:30 showing for the men since we know Superman is an alien. I had all these woman calling in today saying, (uses a cheap female voice) 'Well, I didn't know Superman was from outer space!'"

What a hate monger. I'm a woman and I know ALL about Superman's origin! And most popular comic book heroes, for that matter. If you don't know anything about the character and are going to see a sequel, here's a clue--Watch the movies that came before so you know what's going on.

"Well," Shawn started, "I don't want to ruin it for you."
"What, that Superman is an unwed father? I heard that on Glenn Beck yesterday! It's already been ruined!" I laughed.

"Well if you know that much I tell you what I heard!"

I'll sum it for you as to what Shawn told me and this sounds so retarded:

Superman is known for being patriotic and good, right? According to Shawn, Supes rapes Lois Lane and then uses his powers to erase her memory of it.

"When did Superman get that power?" I asked.
"In this blockbuster," Shawn stated.

One dude on Beck's TV show said Supes dies at the end but I'm sure how true that is--I think he was joking. Anyhow, wouldn't Superman's Super Sperm just burst right through Lois Lane's uterus? Even if she carried the baby to term, wouldn't the baby burst right trough her gut like the critter in the first Alien movie?
(Courtesy of "Brody" from Mallrats)

I have heard NOTHING good about this movie. The people who actually like it say it's too drawn out at the beginning and just in general, for that matter. There's too much love story, they say.

Why would Superman rape Lane? Why (and how) would he erase her memory? I'm not wasting my money to find out.



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