About a year ago I looked everywhere for one of those Jesus fish you slap on the back of your car. Common sense lacking, I never even thought of looking at the local Christian book store.

After a while I thought maybe it was better that I not have one for fear I would seem a hypocrite. I'll explain further:

I got road rage real bad.


Mom calls me up and said she bought me a fish at the book store. I still haven't put it on due to the statement I made above.

On the otherhand, I was thinking. (Oh, don't do that! Something might burst!)

Maybe I wouldn't seem hypocritical, only human. People get angry when they are cut off in traffic or have a giant truck riding their bumper so closely you can smell their deoderant.

I mean, it not like I'm always flipping off people (often).
Ok, that was a joke.

Alright, I'm going out right now to put the fish on my car...


Hey! I've got the right of way, moron!!