That Tear's It!

I recently read one of those advice columns in the paper and some dude was complaining about neckties. He said they were purely ornamental and actually referred to them as a "noose of oppression".

Ahem, if I may...

Hair removal of legs, armpits, face and "bikini zone"
Pantyhose
High heels
Hair and make-up products of any kind since the beginning of time
Weight managment products, devices, medium distributed in the entire history of the world.
The Bra


Whos does this guy think he's kidding anyway? The poor baby.