Pssst

By the way, I found a BMI calculator on the web that sqaures and divides and all that for ya.

According to it, I am of "normal" weight.

Shawn is underweight.

I coulda told you that. He's been eating lots of breads and pastas for 2 weeks and complains that it looks like he lost 2 pounds.

"I wish I had that problem," I muttered.

Either way, I don't need calipers or caulators to tell you that my body fat is WAY higher than Shawn's.

We are equally active and eat about the same. Yet... he loses 2 pounds!!

How is that even fair? I told him, just wait till you're thirty. You'll gain a little. Then at fourty, and fifty...

See what I have to look forward to for myself?